Judge Holden Was Here

Saturday, August 19, 2006

As clear as it gets here


Holy Jesus, I just realized I'm the kind of person that talks about weather on his website, so no more comments on that.

Here's a picture of Daniella on a Korean diet...


My first question when I got here was "how do people eat this much and stay 4'10".... I've never been able to finish one of these huge but still-somehow-cheap meals. Apparently there's very little fat in the diet, and as it goes, I've only seen one or two obese people since I've been here.

"Fatties! Go back to America!" I screamed.

posted by Timothy Holden at 7:09 PM

9 Comments:

  • i love that you are waging a personal war against wikiality under the guise of "jp larocque."

    you make generations of french canadians proud.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:39 PM  

  • Simon,

    Koreans definitely eat more healthy, but I've heard they still have a poor life expectancy due to pollution and such.

    Ok, I looked it up.

    South Korea is 59th in the world at 77 years life expectancy.

    Canada is 12th with 80 years.

    #1 is Andorra, a small fake country south of France with a life expectancy of 88 years. Nice.

    JP,

    I hope you aren't insulted that I'm making you the celebrity of wikiality... I'm sure it will be gone before anyone looking to hire you types your name into a search engine.

    P.S. You're friends with Barbara Streisand and George W. Bush.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 9:37 PM  

  • Oh man speaking of fatties. I went ot CHicago this weekend and HOLY CHRIST American-sized portions are HUGGGGEEEEEEEEEE.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:26 AM  

  • The US is not only fat, but they are also PHAT when it comes to basketball.

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/games/2006-08-15-usa-skorea_x.htm

    Take THAT South Korea!

    By Blogger DH, at 10:30 AM  

  • Go Team Go!

    And Simon, I had no clue Mulroney was from Andorra.... Figures the family would change citizenship in order to cash in on the higher life stats.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 5:12 PM  

  • "Holy Jesus, I just realized I'm the kind of person that talks about weather on his website..."

    Wait until you start making the dreaded "Haircut Blog" posts. :)

    Love that photo.

    By Blogger Ian, at 5:15 PM  

  • Oh God, that reminds me.

    I have to find out how to say HAIR CUT, SHORT in Korean.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 9:49 PM  

  • Hair cut/ hair style is something along the lines of "Mori Curuh" and short is "jalbun". Either pardon my romanization or double check with someone who's less of a language hack than I. :)

    Or maybe it'd just be best to pick out a celebrity and get them to duplicate that.

    I think every place will give you the same haircut anyway, no matter what you ask for.

    By Blogger Ian, at 10:54 AM  

  • Haha, thanks for the info.

    I was assuming I would just find a way to say "Short." Maybe I'll point to the barber and ask for the same hair as him... They're usually going a little bald, too.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:14 PM  

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