The true story of the Blatchford name change

People keep asking, so here's the super exciting story... I closed my eyes and sent off an e-mail to the real Blatchford to see if she would visit my site. Amazingly, she did, but didn't like that I was using her picture, so I said I wouldn't use it anymore.

(No comment on the fact that she's the biggest name in Canadian journalism, so I imagined she would be used to seeing her face. Oh well, it was a tired reference that nobody seemed to get anyways. I guess nobody I know reads newspapers, especially the boring ones like the Globe.)

And since I wasn't using the picture anymore, I figured I should change my fake name as well. When a student mispelled my name Kornzer, I thought about using that, but it seemed more obvious to just use Holden. Get it? Judge Holden! Hahaha, I'm so clever.