My website is boring / I'm sorry
As with every other "personal webpage" on the internet, mine was bound to run out of energy.
My hitcounter is sinking and I'm struggling to come up with new picture ideas... (Maybe I should take pictures of myself pretending to be passed out!... Oh wait, I've done that three times already.)
I'm sorry, loyal fans, I mean Mom.
Until I come up with something supremely hilarious or mind-numbingly stupid to put on here, this picture of Tom Cruise's new baby will have to do:
Oh, and I'm totally jealous that I can't watch CBS News here... I heard they have Rush Limbaugh as a commentator now!
My hitcounter is sinking and I'm struggling to come up with new picture ideas... (Maybe I should take pictures of myself pretending to be passed out!... Oh wait, I've done that three times already.)
I'm sorry, loyal fans, I mean Mom.
Until I come up with something supremely hilarious or mind-numbingly stupid to put on here, this picture of Tom Cruise's new baby will have to do:
Oh, and I'm totally jealous that I can't watch CBS News here... I heard they have Rush Limbaugh as a commentator now!
posted by Timothy Holden at
10:38 PM
3 Comments:
Your blog had energy?
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D-String, at 4:43 AM
Yeah, CBS news has gone apeshit. Totally B-AN-AN-A-S in the immortal words of Gwen Stefani.
IN OTHER NUTBALL NEWS:
Oh my god we're all getting 9/11 fever
ABC just put out a miniseries that blames Bill Clinton for 9/11, FOX is up to its good ol tricks (saying Democrats are terrorist appeasers) and now CANADIANS are saying shit like "YOU DONT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS" and "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD TO WEAR A BURKA, BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE ISLAMOFASCISTS WANT!!!!"
I'm just waiting for politicans to end every sentence with the expression "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam"*
*Except they say "ISLAMOFASCISTNAZIS" instead of "Carthage"
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Anonymous, at 6:02 AM
TEEN SMOKING POT = OSAMA BIN LADEN'S CATAMITE
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Anonymous, at 5:53 AM
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