What I learned this week
1) Children throwing up in class is worse than children peeing or taking a dump. (Especially when it smells like seaweed soup. Thanks, Korean cuisine!!!)
I've made a strong comeback since Gord and I began our pee/puke/poop-in-class tally.
Here's the updated score:
Gord: 1
Tim: 2
2) Laptop keyboards don't like it when you spill pepsi on them.
3) I'm "90% fun and 10% boo," according to at least one eight-year-old.
4) I really didn't learn very much this week.
I've made a strong comeback since Gord and I began our pee/puke/poop-in-class tally.
Here's the updated score:
Gord: 1
Tim: 2
2) Laptop keyboards don't like it when you spill pepsi on them.
3) I'm "90% fun and 10% boo," according to at least one eight-year-old.
4) I really didn't learn very much this week.
posted by Timothy Holden at
5:19 AM
6 Comments:
No way- 55% fun, 45% ennui
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Anonymous, at 8:23 AM
I'll respond when I look up ennui in the dictionary.
Ok, I looked it up. I totally agree, except the kids never see the "listlessness and complete lack of interest" in the heart of my soul.
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Timothy Holden, at 4:15 PM
Sorry, I forgot to answer your vomit comment.
We have FEMALES for that, silly, because men don't clean up vomit!
(When the kid threw up, I told one of our Korean helper teachers and ran to the washroom with him... It was all cleaned up when I returned).
DOES DANIELLA STILL READ THIS SITE??? IF SHE DOES, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO SHARE WHETHER OR NOT SHE HAS HAD KIDS PUKE/POOP/PEE IN HER CLASSES.
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Timothy Holden, at 3:52 AM
Booty teacher? Oh, boy.
One of our kindergarten kids has started saying "What the hell is that?" about everything... I can't imagine where he got it from.
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Timothy Holden, at 7:02 PM
At Daniella's request, I have removed a comment about her large behind-ness.
It should be noted that she mentioned it first though, so it should be fair game. ..
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Timothy Holden, at 7:25 PM
Daniella, you are so insecure. I already said you were "do-able", do I constantly have to feed your ego?
Also, it sounds funny when kids pick up western lingo even when they're western kids. My 7 y.o. nephew is using 'sweet' to describe just about everything now.
By
D-String, at 9:29 AM
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