This week in Pictures

Wow, did you know that trees in Korea can change colour, too? I wasn't aware until today because, uhh, I never see any trees.


As you can see from the next two photos, some people enjoy Halloween more than others:


FYI: When visiting Korea, be aware that a double barber-pole means massage parlor.


FYI2: Massage parlor means prostitutes.

FYI3: Prostitution means "woman (or men) who will have sex with you for money."

FYI4: I only know this because somebody else told me.

And now it's time for...


WHAT I LEARNED THIS WEEK:


1. I'm awesome

Earlier today, I found a local branch of Federal Express using only this crappy map:


2. China is awesome

Delegations from 48 African countries are in China this week to talk about how they can work together as business partners.

There are only 53 African countries to begin with, so yeah, this is the coolest conference of non-white nations since the 1955 Bandung Conference -- the topic of an essay I wrote about in college that was actually semi-interesting, so I guess I have a thing for these non-white conferences.

3. Robocop 1 and 2 are awesome

I download so many movies and TV shows, I've finally made my way to Robocop. The first movie is one of the most violent films I've ever seen, so I must have had an uncut version.

Robocop 2 is decent, too.

Robocop 3 is pinko garbage.

4. Co-worker Gord is one of those Halloween jerks, just like my brother

On Halloween, we both collected a massive amount of candy. However, like my little brother, he proceeded to eat it slowly while I ate and ate and ate, obviously resulting in him having a much better collection of candy over the next few days. And of course, he rubbed it in my face.

Him and my brother should start a club. The stupid Halloween jerks club.