Judge Holden Was Here

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Reason for optimism?

Only five weeks until Christmas, and then six more months until I go home!

Oh, man.

You know what they say about the pessimist, right? He sees the glass half-empty, AND, he's pretty sure that he's got prostate cancer.

Nope. That's not me. Only five weeks until Christmas.

But what do I do after I get home?

Wait. Is it fine to be getting up five times a night to go pee?

posted by Timothy Holden at 11:05 PM

7 Comments:

  • No, Mom, I'm not actually getting up five times a night to go pee.

    Please don't call.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 11:29 PM  

  • Haha Tim done got a bun (in the oven)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:43 AM  

  • What's Christmas going to be like in South Korea I wonder?

    By Blogger Grace, at 4:38 AM  

  • Tim, if you're worried about your prostate, I suggest you try a self-examination. Even if you aren't worried, I suggest you try it, you might find you like it.

    By Blogger D-String, at 10:08 AM  

  • HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

    http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8733

    SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:46 PM  

  • Christmas in SK will be cold and lonely.

    I ain't doing nothing, except calling home. I'll probably sleep through it, actually. It's a day off.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 8:20 PM  

  • Tim can't go back to THE SHIT, man.

    Bad flashbacks- he keeps going on about something he did on a Swiftboat.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:23 PM  

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