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Friday, February 09, 2007

Is Tim a loser?

This is a list of 235 movies.

If you've seen 85 or more, you're apparently a loser.

Let's see.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total so far: 5

( ) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( )Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( )White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 9

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 14

( ) Harry Potter 1
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( )Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 15

( ) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 17

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG (I didn't watch the whole new one, but I've seen the original)
Total so far: 21

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 25

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 26

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 29

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x ) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 37

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 42

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 48

(x) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 54

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 57

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 61

(x) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 63

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 65

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 69

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 73

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 79

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
total: 86


86
You've got to be kidding. I'm a loser, plus one.

11 Comments:

  • Who made this list, and what is their rationale for the movies they've chosen and the #85? It seems like an overly elaborate way to label most people a loser, because I find it hard to believe there are many people out there who haven't seen 85 of the movies on this list, at least among those under 40, anyway.

    By Blogger D-String, at 4:48 AM  

  • God made this list, just like everything else. Are you some kind of liberal secularist activist judge from France?

    The friend who I got this from. He'd seen 203 out of 235. hahahahahha

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 5:01 AM  

  • 119 for me. Oh jesus. I can't imagine sitting though 203 of these things. Most of these movies are AWFUL.

    (I see a lot of shitty movies)

    By Blogger Unknown, at 6:41 AM  

  • Tim I've watched 139 of these. Probably more embarassing.. I liked them.

    PS. I think we watched some of them together. Didn't we watch Willard when we were kids at your house?

    Cuz Jennifer

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:08 PM  

  • What is Willard? There were a few movies on there that I didn't recognize like that one, so it's possible I forgot to check it off.

    I remember watching Ninja Turtles 2 and Ladybugs with you... Isn't Ladybugs the name of the Rodney Dangerfield soccer movie? You and Melissa had a crush on that girl-boy.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 7:37 PM  

  • Yes we went to the theatre to see NT2. THAT was awesome.

    And yah we saw that one too! It was Jonathon Brandis.. he killed himself a few years ago :(

    I remember we use to watch Field of Dreams too! On PA days! And make pizza's. And do crafts with your Mum. I wish I was still 6-8. Its really been downhill since 8.
    J

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:57 PM  

  • MUAHAHAHAH... only 84.

    The curse is lifted! I'm cool now. Those people that picked on my in high school were wrong !!! :D

    By Blogger Ian, at 11:07 PM  

  • Jonathan Brandis killed himself! I looked it up on Wikipedia and he hung himself.

    What a shame. The two male leads from Ladybugs are both dead. What has the world come to.

    And yes, I agree that life is downhill after 8... at least until retirement, which I have high hopes for.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 5:06 AM  

  • HEY MR I-SPEND-ALL-NIGHT-WATCHING- MOVIES-INSTEAD-OF-TAKING-ADVANAGE-OF SEOUL'S-SEEMY-UNDERBELLY:

    Post your top ten movies of the year

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:12 PM  

  • Good idea, except that I didn't see enough of the good movies throughout the year.

    My Top 10 would include Uncle Buck and Lord of War, which I'm pretty sure didn't come out this year.

    By Blogger Timothy Holden, at 3:55 AM  

  • Tim. You have definitely seen more movies than you have put down. In fact, we have watched you watch a few of the movies that you havn't marked off. For Example, not only have you seen Willard, but you own it on DVD! (its the movie staring all of those midgets in a lord of the rings type setting). I think that you are trying to come off like less of a loser than you actually are.

    From,
    Ray

    P.S.: I (Ray) have seen 125 of the movies and Carl has seen 114, and we are definitely less of a loser than you are :P (j/k)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:31 PM  

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