James Brown or Gerald Ford -- Who gets the longer obituary?

I can't wait to read sarcastic editorials about who got the most column inches for the obituary.

Ford was never even elected, and if I remember correctly, he was quoted around Reagan's death as having no wish to be so lavishly praised and idolized for the obligatory mourning period.

... on the other hand, how long is the New York Times obituary of a former Canadian Prime Minister. Would someone please be less lazy than me and write this up.