I'm bored. I can't help it.

IT'S A PHOTOO DUMMP!!!1!!!!!!

Because I like looking at pictures of myself and I know you do, too.

WHICH ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS HALF-CARRIBEAN?

WHY DID I WEAR THIS HAT?

CUTTING DOWN THE MULLET

WHO LET MY HAIR GET THAT LONG?

THIS GIRL IS BARELY FIVE FEET TALL

I'M LIKE SIX FOOT ONE AND THREE QUARTERS

I'M THINKING, "I COULD TOTALLY BEAT YOU IN AN ARM WRESTLE"

JUST THINK... IF THAT MAN HAD JUMPED, WHO WOULD HAVE EVER FOUND OUT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE REALLY LONG NIPPLE HAIR

LOOK AT THAT HAND. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH GOD

REALLY, IT'S JUST MY DAD TELLING ME I CAN'T GET A GOOD JOB WITH AN ARTS DEGREE

HARD TO EXPLAIN. IT WAS HOT AND I THINK THE PANTS TIED AROUND MY HEAD SOMEHOW MADE IT BETTER

I SCARED THE CAT ON THE RIGHT AND MADE IT THROW UP

I WANTED IT TO LIKE ME

A LONG TIME AGO

AND ONE OF THESE GIRLS HAS PRETTY EYES

STAGED PHOTO. SOMEWHERE IN COLORADO

18? 19? ALREADY GOING BALD

LOOKS LIKE A MAN WHO READS ATWOOD BOOKS. CHECK THE POCKET