Man with the red arrow pointed to his head, CHEER UP!

Because he's bedridden with a severe case of Useless Degree Syndrome, my friend JP gets a "cheer up" message.

Definition. Useless Degree Syndrome
To have a bachelor's degree, no significant social connections, and thus, NO JOB.

Cheer up, buddy! You know you're special and look at those handsome friends you have... You may be the most unreliable person in the world, but hey, you probably have more friends for it. It makes us feel good for knowing someone with something better to do.

UPDATE: I don't remember being invited to this affair in the photo... Do I have less friends than I originally thought?