My Aunt Olive eats socialists for breakfast

This is the best e-mail nugget I've recieved in ages... Here's what happened at a family picnic that I missed because I'm, well, not on the same continent.

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"The picnic was pretty good fun. Aunt Olive told us how she won a debate against Ed Broadbent when they were in high school together. The topic was "should examinations be abolished" - she was for. She said he lost because he had too much info, it was disorganized and he twirled a pencil in his hand the whole time he was talking. She, on the other hand, had almost no information and no annoying mannerisms."
- An anonymous source within the family.

Take that, Broadbent! Maybe the federal collectivists should ask my Aunt Olive to lead their party.... I'd trust her political instincts before I'd trust the power couple below.