The right idea (I want this shirt...)

Forget Grandma.
Forget Blue Whales.
This kid's my new favorite mammal.

Oh, and I didn't make a single kid cry today.... That's called progress.

UPDATE: Oops, I did make one kid cry. I told him I had to give him an X in my book for not doing his homework... He told me, "But Teacher, if I get an X, my mom will hit me," and then he cried and cried and cried.

Maybe tomorrow, I say, nobody cry. Maybe tomorrow, but not today.