White People, Bad, Bad.
I almost committed a crime today. I was buying two weights at the store and through a poor understanding of Korean managed to pay the price of one weight for a set of two. Poor girl at the counter. I didn't even realize what I was doing until I was half way home.
She'll probably be beheaded or sold as a wife to a rural farmer.
I did help an old lady carry water jugs though. For the day, I hope my white person goodwill rating is at least even.
She'll probably be beheaded or sold as a wife to a rural farmer.
I did help an old lady carry water jugs though. For the day, I hope my white person goodwill rating is at least even.
posted by Timothy Holden at
4:52 AM
2 Comments:
What is a crime anyway? Did O.J. commit a crime if he killed his wife for real but wasn't convicted? Did Tim commit a crime if he stole a dumbell but wasn't asked to pay for it?
By
Anonymous, at 3:17 AM
My case and O.J.'s case will be covered in poorly ranked law schools for centuries to come.
By
Anonymous, at 4:07 PM
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